Best chat up lines

Check out some of the best chat up lines below although we do not always recommend trying them! There are some really corny chat up lines and there are some really funny chat up lines but this list of chat up lines will make you laugh and if you have any luck it will make the other person laugh as well.

when god made you he was only showing off

are u an angel cuz i tink im in heaven

u should be arrested.. cos you stole my heart

i think i saw you in the dictionary next to woohoo

Excuse me, my mate over there wants to know if you think I’m cute.

Do you have any raisins? How about a date?

Are you a parking ticket – cuz you got fine written all over you

If I had one chance to rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes

Where you arrested earlier? It’s gotta be illegal to look that good?

Hi, I’m doing a survey …What’s your name? What’s your phone number? Are you free next Saturday?

I think there is something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?

Can I borrow your phone please? (Why?) I need to phone God and tell him I have found his missing angel.

You see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute?

The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.

Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?

What’s your sign?

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